Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–
