Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
