When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything