Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted