The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
“The human body generates more bio…
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
