If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,

Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried