I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too