Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only
