We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
