We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
If you Buy it You might Like it
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
