What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself