In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)