I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life