Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

Never Win Anything

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy