This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling