A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…