I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon