I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need