The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away