The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

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When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and