The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

I will state the obvious sacrilege… Hailing from sunny San Diego Stone Temple Pilots was just as g… As talented; rocked as hard As the Big 4 Seattle bands–

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin