Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Never Win Anything

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning