When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
