The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs