When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap