The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
