We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know