Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
Breathe in not out
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
