My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

AI is not your friend Because your friend needs you AI is not God Because you need God Knowing this

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician