I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking