One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss
This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution
