Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
