My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene