It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself