Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
