In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

In Let there be plight the P is silent

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist