Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent