Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death