In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
