Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure