Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Unsurprisingly If a man learns only one thing abo… In all his years of marriage It’s that there is nothing more ob… Than someone who thinks he’s not b…
