Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
Time is relentless. Are you?