She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…