The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
The mind’s job Is to get to the heart of the matt… And then the heart opens And the matter is settled As our mind is made up:
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
