We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look