Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
