It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
