Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…