In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
