I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own