We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

It’s always darkest before the yawn

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God