Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love