They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me