People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem