The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell