I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…