Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family