I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

Never Win Anything

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…