I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death